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The fruits of an active imagination. Enjoy! :D ^_^

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Normally, I'm not a yuri fan, for two main reasons. I don't like shipping in general, even though it's inevitable in any crossover such...

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  • Mood: Lazy
  • Watching: A marathon of Totalbiscuit's "WTF Is&quo
  • Eating: The ice cream that didn't melt
  • Drinking: Coke
Where there is one, there is an absence of the other.

I got hit in the head with hail from yesterday's thunderstorm. Sure beats getting blown to Oz with a fucking tornado, though. That's why I'm so late replying to everyone's comments, the bloody power got taken out (and our Internet with it). I'm wearing an icepack on my head, how ironic.

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~Thunderchin
Joseph Stuewe
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POINTS COMMISSIONS ARE AS FOLLOWS. (Prices are for a standard B/W rendering.)

Head shots (shoulders and above) - 10 points
Small inanimate objects - 10 points
Upper Body shots (waist and up plus arms) - 20 points
Medium inanimate objects - 20 points
Full Body shots - 30 points
Large inanimate objects - 30 points
Multiple Characters - 30 points per character

Action Shots (character or object is doing something) - add 25 points to the price.
Sepia Tone - Multiply price by 1.5.
Full Color (most likely 16 color palette) - Multiply price by 2.

WRITING - 10 points per page generated in LibreOffice. (standard margins, 12 point Times New Roman, single space, double space between paragraphs). Partial pages of five lines or more are rounded up to the next full page.

Inanimate objects may or may not have a hand holding them (a gun with a hand whose wrist and arm go offscreen, for example) or have a sort of backdrop without affecting their price.

And I will set some ground rules, which sadly aren't common sense any more.
-No Yuri/Yaoi. Absolutely none of it.
-No sex of any kind. I will flatly refuse to depict sex (though small bits of nudity are fine in a non-sexual context.)
-Pairing couples are fine so long as they are heterosexual and not OOC for either involved.
-Feel free to lay on me the heaviest gore you can imagine. I have an iron constitution.
-Refs, while not required, are very much appreciated!

If you're interested, just send me a Note, subject "Point Commission" or something along those lines. I'll get back to you on pricing and whether or not I can do your request.

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:iconcypernelli:
Mood: Affection ~Cypernelli 22 hours ago  Hobbyist
Thank you so much for the :iconfavplz:
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:iconthunderchin:
~Thunderchin 20 hours ago  Hobbyist Writer
Of?
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:iconay-my-gulay:
=Ay-My-Gulay 1 day ago  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you's for the :+fav: on "Drifting Problems" [link] In return I gave you a :llama:
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:iconshadowsofavorlon:
Mood: Love ~ShadowsOfAVorlon 1 day ago  Student Writer
Thanks for the favourite on "What is Man" [link] . :D
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:iconcmdrkerner:
Thanks for adding my Star Trek Wedding Card to your favorites.
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:iconnekotane:
*nekotane 2 days ago  Student Traditional Artist
Congratulations on having proper grammar and spelling. I see too often people that call themselves writers without using proper grammar and miss-spell the simplest of words. It really does make me hate my culture. So thank you for your wonderful stories and not miss-spelling three letter words! :clap:
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~Thunderchin 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
It really is a monument to our present idiocracy that I have to be congratulated for following basic spelling and continuity rules. You know, stuff that makes what I say comprehensible.

The greatest congratulations that can ever be given for such things, however, is just reading the damn things.
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:iconnekotane:
*nekotane 2 days ago  Student Traditional Artist
I see misspellings much too often (unfortunately I seem to have ruined my own reputation by misspelling misspellings. Please don't think me a hypocrite, as I am forever attempting to improve my naturally poor spelling.) I felt it necessary to congratulate you, partially to have an excuse to complain about our American society, and partially to send the message out to fellow onlookers of your profile comments, how absolutely mortifying it is to see such ignorance in the ways of grammar and spelling. I do understand what continuity means. I did read some of your stories, I thought they were creative, well written pieces of literature. They didn't coincide with the genre which I normally endeavour to read, however, I did find them quite entertaining.
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~suprgrl1995 2 days ago  Student Writer
Thank you for the Favorite!
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:iconthunderchin:
~Thunderchin 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Of?
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:iconjessi07:
Mood: Joy ~jessi07 3 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
:iconthanksllamaplz:
:iconthankyouforthellama: THANK YOU THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR THE LLAMA!!
:iconllama3dplz:
:iconitemgetplz: :iconllamajumpplz: Now you get one too =D :iconllamatruckplz:
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:iconthunderchin:
~Thunderchin 3 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the llama.

Now, what car should I buy you?
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:iconjessi07:
~jessi07 3 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
uhh...what?....a car?...what?
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:iconkupieckorzenny:
~KupiecKorzenny May 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you for the :+fav: :)
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:iconthunderchin:
~Thunderchin May 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Of?
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:iconkupieckorzenny:
~KupiecKorzenny May 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Propulsion gel"
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:iconthunderchin:
~Thunderchin May 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh.

I can find you some propulsion gel in real life if you want some. :)
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Mood: Joy *DrChrisman May 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the Fav:D
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:iconthunderchin:
~Thunderchin May 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Don't thank me in text. Thank me by making more good art.
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Mood: Joy *DrChrisman May 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ok:D
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:iconkingdomheartprincess:
~Kingdomheartprincess May 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fav!~ :+fav:
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:iconthunderchin:
~Thunderchin May 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Of?
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:iconkingdomheartprincess:
~Kingdomheartprincess May 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
"Ms. Samus Aran" picture
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:icondaredesignstudio:
~DareDesignStudio Apr 29, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for faving my work -Cheers!
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:iconthunderchin:
~Thunderchin Apr 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
What, exactly, did I fave?
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