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Thunderchin

Sufferer of Toretto's Syndrome
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ERBOH: Scout VS. Heavy Weapons Guy REVISITED

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Scout! VERSUS! Heavy Weapons Guy! BEGIN! Scout: Yo what's up, I'm cut above, dumpin' lead up in this chump Outflank and circle strafe with my speed and double jump Cappin' flags all day, flit around like a dove Then I whip out my Bat and pretty your mug the fuck up! Come from land, come from air, come from fuckin' everywhere 200 dollar bullets ain't so hot if I ain't even there So what I've got low health, I'm never in your crosshair Weapons heckle for days on this fat Russian bear! Heavy: You are so small, is funny to me! That such a trash-talking twig steps in ring with thee For you see you go up

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77 deviations
Literature

ERBOH: Scout VS. Heavy Weapons Guy REVISITED

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Scout! VERSUS! Heavy Weapons Guy! BEGIN! Scout: Yo what's up, I'm cut above, dumpin' lead up in this chump Outflank and circle strafe with my speed and double jump Cappin' flags all day, flit around like a dove Then I whip out my Bat and pretty your mug the fuck up! Come from land, come from air, come from fuckin' everywhere 200 dollar bullets ain't so hot if I ain't even there So what I've got low health, I'm never in your crosshair Weapons heckle for days on this fat Russian bear! Heavy: You are so small, is funny to me! That such a trash-talking twig steps in ring with thee For you see you go up

Featured

20 deviations
Literature

ERBOH: Scout VS. Heavy Weapons Guy REVISITED

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Scout! VERSUS! Heavy Weapons Guy! BEGIN! Scout: Yo what's up, I'm cut above, dumpin' lead up in this chump Outflank and circle strafe with my speed and double jump Cappin' flags all day, flit around like a dove Then I whip out my Bat and pretty your mug the fuck up! Come from land, come from air, come from fuckin' everywhere 200 dollar bullets ain't so hot if I ain't even there So what I've got low health, I'm never in your crosshair Weapons heckle for days on this fat Russian bear! Heavy: You are so small, is funny to me! That such a trash-talking twig steps in ring with thee For you see you go up

Parodies

10 deviations
Literature

Another M Chapter One

What a mess... The stars in the viewport, which were zooming by faster than the speed of light, faded into the spectacle before me. Was this a ship?...a space station?...some sort of Noah's Ark in space? "Was this the origin of that distress signal?" I asked myself as I gazed out at the massive gray metal cylinder that lingered in my view. Whatever it was, it was badly damaged. Entire pieces of it were detached and drifting near the wreck. It sure looked the part of an S.O.S. Only a few lights on its exterior were lit. Maybe there was still someone inside who may know what happened? I didn't know. Neither my eyes nor my ship's scanners cou

Another M

6 deviations
Literature

Repairs chapter 2 (the Bonsai version)

The tower, nestled perfectly on top of the destroyed lock and pulled. She could not see any signs of the data stored within all blood-soaked and attacking with horror. Those eyes and mouth of his face petrified with this, Adam's voice was quite scrambled by its size, Samus Data transmissions are out Samus took one last look at the top of the hands of the data stored within But after Samus exited her Morph Ball alternate form, resuming bipedal travel as passcode entry. The trooper could straining to guide me in. You'll have enough bandwidth to herself as more of the armored heroine's ironclad steps. A lone tower nestled perfectly on the grassl

Metroid

17 deviations
Literature

Upgrades 1

Galaxy Federal Police, Unit M405 Transmission Log Entry #11.8.440.1 Transmission Recipient: Samus Aran, Human Female Bounty Hunter Transmission Contents: Eight days ago, we intercepted a distress signal from a squad of GF Marines near the planet SR-391 while they were combat-testing various prototype weapons systems (Details classified to Level 5 Clearance) on a known Space Pirate stronghold. We believe there are a minimum of casualties, but injuries and material damage have gotten the better of the squad. It is known that the Space Pirates are too strong for conventional troopers, so it has been determined that a single lone bounty hunt

Upgrades

8 deviations
Literature

The Valanna Vendetta II

"Earth Control, this is the corvette Nebuchadnezzar requesting clearance for re-entry." Matt Black spoke these words into his comlink for what seemed to be the thousandth time now. He sat at the pilot's chair of his ship, maintaining Earth orbit with practiced ease. Normally Morgan would be the one flying the ship, her lightning-fast reflexes and all. But she hadn't gone on this mission. She had gone out with Plasma Team escorting that cargo hauler. "Damn Plasma Team," Matt muttered to himself, not even realizing he was thinking out loud. "Always 'borrowing' my team! Why, I'll probably be the only one left in Ion Team once he's done! He's al

Original Fiction

3 deviations
Literature

The Twisted Mockery, SA-X

Clang. Clang. Clang. The metal-clad boots echoed in the chamber beyond, and I knew it was here. It had tracked me, hunted me here. It had been trying to kill me ever since I got here. As I opened the door and stepped through, the worst of all the things about this monster crossed my mind. I strode across the wide, open metal floor of the station's main control deck, the door sealing shut behind me and locking tight. Across the room, waiting for me, was myself. The abilities I had, so did it, for it was grown from me. The armor it had, it used to be mine. Pure, prestigious orange, signifying the last and greatest in ancient Chozo technology.

Contest Entries

6 deviations
Literature

The Procedure 1

Chapter One: "So you really think he can be disconnected? I had him as Operative material the instant I saw his psych eval," asked the nurse later that night. She, and the man she was talking to, were both riding in a car driving along an Automated Freeway. It was the perfect place to hold clandestine conversations. "Your eye for insight in people serves you well, yet again," replied the man, in his characteristic bass voice. "His files show he could be an effective infiltrator just about anywhere. He learns rapidly and absorbs information like a sponge does liquid, according to his education record. And the keen understanding of various th

The Procedure

3 deviations
Literature

ERBOH 2: Katniss Everdeen vs. Daft Punk

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!! Katniss Everdeen! VERSUS! Daft Punk! BEGIN! -Daft Punk- This verse will prove to be your elimination You can go back to Panem where Television Rules the Nation. The movie just sucks ass and the books are overrated Oh wait, same demographic that made Twilight famous We performing concerts bringing music Around the World You're just another slave girl for the Capitol After all, you wasted The Prime Time of Your Life Letting yourself get written into The Love Game with two guys -Katniss Everdeen- That's it, it's obvious you're off your Robot Rocker No way you're harder better faster and or stronger If you still

Scraps

43 deviations