ERBOH: Scout VS. Heavy Weapons Guy REVISITED by Thunderchin, literature
Literature
ERBOH: Scout VS. Heavy Weapons Guy REVISITED
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Scout! VERSUS! Heavy Weapons Guy!
BEGIN!
Scout:
Yo what's up, I'm cut above, dumpin' lead up in this chump
Outflank and circle strafe with my speed and double jump
Cappin' flags all day, flit around like a dove
Then I whip out my Bat and pretty your mug the fuck up!
Come from land, come from air, come from fuckin' everywhere
200 dollar bullets ain't so hot if I ain't even there
So what I've got low health, I'm never in your crosshair
Weapons heckle for days on this fat Russian bear!
Heavy:
You are so small, is funny to me!
That such a trash-talking twig steps in ring with thee
For you see you go up
My stock V8 was never wild
Especially down the quarter mile
I'll do with it what I will
Tear it up go overkill
One day I installed a turbo
Chip flash tune, and a dyno run
Oh, this engine bay is not a clone
Screw the kits, I made my own
Is anybody out there? Running in the tens?
Does anybody wonder? Bout water to air?
Oh, you just gotta know
If you're aspirated, naturally
'Cause baby I'm now
B-B-B-Boostin', Ah B-B-Boostin'
B-B-B-Boostin', Ah B-B-Boostin'
Won't you run with me awhile?
Supercharged with a pulley size
Stay with eight or move up to nine?
Built engine with forged insides
Could stop conrods from going sky high
Is anybody out
Some boys miss me, some boys hit me
I think they're okay
If they can't get past my ray shield
I just walk away
They can stand and they can fight
But they can't see the dark side, that's right, that's right
'Cause the boy with lightning flash
Is always Mister Right
'Cause we are living in an Imperial world
And I am an Imperial girl
You know that we are living in an Imperial world
And I am an Imperial girl
Some boys hope that some boys shoot back
That's alright with me
If they can't beat my probe droid then I
Have to let them be
Some boys fly and some boys die but
I don't let them play, no way, no way
Only boys that save their
Some Country That I Used to Own by Thunderchin, literature
Literature
Some Country That I Used to Own
"Some Country That I Used To Own"
(Feat. Gen. Washington)
[King George III:]
Now and then I think of you in the Empire
Like when you said that you were happy by the Crown
Told myself you were my colony
But Parliament lacked your company
But that was politics and debate I still remember
You can get addicted to a certain kind of power
Like corruption absolute, always complete
So when we found you'd gathered Minutemen
Then Ben Franklin recruited the French
But I'll admit that I was glad that it was war
But you didn't have to piss me off
Write your Declaration and then call yourselves independent
And I don't even need your land
Bu
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
Scout! VERSUS! Heavy Weapons Guy!
BEGIN!
Scout:
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and I hurt people
Cavin' in so many skulls it's unreal
My Bat's still dry, no clumps of hair
And those $200 bullets ain't so hot if I ain't even there
Look, I don't even know where to start with you
But I always win when it's all said and through
I'm a Force-a-Nature, you're just a bald fat guy
BAAAAAP Time's up, you're dead, are you even tryin'?
Heavy:
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
Oh look, you so itsy bitsy tiny!
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and THIS is my weapon
And at the end of the day, it'll be leavin'
Everdeen, Everdeen, our last hope rests in thee
May the odds be in your favor!
May the Capitol shake at your very name
Everdeen, you shall gain victory!
Hearken now, sons of Snow, to an age long ago
And the tale boldly told of the one!
Who would escape from rule and the Capitol's grasp
With the power to gain back freedom!
And her bow, she would wield, on that glorious field,
When great Panem shuddered with war!
With the dead center aim and the catching of flame
She would help us bring back freedom's roar
Mockingjays have foretold of a Snow just as cold
That when Districts waged war took ahold
President, dictator, enemy to all me
We see a giant "Meet Samus Aran" banner at the front, with a short yet triumphant section of the Metroid theme to accompany it.
DISSOLVE TO: A shot of SAMUS' boots walking along the dirt-encrusted remains of K-2L. She kicks aside several spent ammo casings and steps on an abandoned pair of glasses as she walks.
CUT TO: KRAID. He is sitting in front of the camera, speaking to the person out of shot who is interviewing him.
KRAID:
I fear no Hunter. But that...girl? She scares me.
CUT TO: A shot over SAMUS' shoulder. She strides calmly into a Space Pirate encampment. We see in the background several SPACE PIRATES fighting for hiding spots.
Yeah, yeah
We're grindin' by, District Twelve barely alive
Walk out the door, low on food need to hunt some more...wait
It's Reaping Day, they take one boy and girl away
Oh shit, they drew my sister
Hasn't even reached the stage and I already miss her
Volunteered as tribute [x3]
In her place
Volunteered as tribute [x3]
In her place
When I reach the Capitol, this is what I see
I'm in a parade and they staring at me
I got flames in my clothes and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
I'm hungry and I know it! [x2]
Yeah
I'm in the gym, getting my fight trainin'
Or I'm in the suite, finally getting food to eat (Yum!
If you're havin' hunger problems I feel bad for ya son
They got 24 tributes and I became one
They chose both of us on Reaping Day
Would they pick either one of us back then I couldn't say
She's a good huntsman prodigious with a bow
I'm from her hood stupid, that's truth and I'm sure it shows
When her sister got chose, I'm sure everyone knows,
She volunteered in her place now the case is closed
She like "Fuck this, you ain't gonna have my sis,
I have the same last name but my name's Katniss"
Then they drew a boy and my thoughts went dark
The lady taking names read "Peeta Malarke"
Got to the stage relatively fast
Cause the guards w