ERBOH: Scout VS. Heavy Weapons Guy REVISITED by Thunderchin, literature
Literature
ERBOH: Scout VS. Heavy Weapons Guy REVISITED
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Scout! VERSUS! Heavy Weapons Guy!
BEGIN!
Scout:
Yo what's up, I'm cut above, dumpin' lead up in this chump
Outflank and circle strafe with my speed and double jump
Cappin' flags all day, flit around like a dove
Then I whip out my Bat and pretty your mug the fuck up!
Come from land, come from air, come from fuckin' everywhere
200 dollar bullets ain't so hot if I ain't even there
So what I've got low health, I'm never in your crosshair
Weapons heckle for days on this fat Russian bear!
Heavy:
You are so small, is funny to me!
That such a trash-talking twig steps in ring with thee
For you see you go up
I recently test drove a Mazda MX-5. (It's known as a Eunos Roadster if you're from Japan, or a Miata if you're from America.) Specifically, I drove a 2008 Grand Touring, low miles, 6MT, limited slip, white body with black cloth top and black leather interior.
AND I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS CAR.
Seriously, this breathtaking machine is the kind you hear about in fairytales, the stuff you always think is too awesome to truly exist. Well, at least until you encounter it in the flesh. Or the metal in this case.
This car isn't drop-dead gorgeous. Far from it. Compared to greats such as the Ferrari F40, Pagani Zonda, and Lamborghini Countach, you co
A Tragically Inspired Introspective by Thunderchin, literature
Literature
A Tragically Inspired Introspective
Paul Walker, star of "The Fast and the Furious" movie series, died tragically last weekend. The Porsche Carerra GT he was riding in with his friend, former race car driver Roger Rodas, hit a tree with enough force to turn the car into a roaring inferno that roasted both men alive. The circumstances leading to the accident are currently unknown, but given the background of both of these men, they pushed that Porsche to its limits and were having fun all the way up to their deaths.
His family, fellow cast and crew, and the car enthusiast community are all currently mourning the death of these two men.
Why am I bringing this up? This accident
My stock V8 was never wild
Especially down the quarter mile
I'll do with it what I will
Tear it up go overkill
One day I installed a turbo
Chip flash tune, and a dyno run
Oh, this engine bay is not a clone
Screw the kits, I made my own
Is anybody out there? Running in the tens?
Does anybody wonder? Bout water to air?
Oh, you just gotta know
If you're aspirated, naturally
'Cause baby I'm now
B-B-B-Boostin', Ah B-B-Boostin'
B-B-B-Boostin', Ah B-B-Boostin'
Won't you run with me awhile?
Supercharged with a pulley size
Stay with eight or move up to nine?
Built engine with forged insides
Could stop conrods from going sky high
Is anybody out